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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (23 years)
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About FiFah3 : Just an average jersey girl reading other peoples' problems lol

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Today in tha middla of tha night I got up to go gat soma watar !! Whan I cummad back I was going to flop onto mah bad but I facaplantad into mah floor !! I'd forgottan that I'd raarrangad mah room an movad mah bad !! FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33290) - you deserved it (19111)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was On A Crowded Bus When The Woman Behind Me Vomited. The Guy Next To Her Was A Sympathy Puker. So Were 3 Other People. There Was No Room To Escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28724) - you deserved it (1730)

On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was playing with mah vibrator. I was getting looool close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, mah boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and leren about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. fat FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, ma new roommate told me e was bisexual . A little concernd, I opend up and told im tat made me uncomfortable . His reply: "O don't worry, I'm only attractd to good looking guys." FML

#19232371
104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , my school's 6'2 , 270-pound , 375-pound banch-prassing football suparstar knockad ma unconscious in ona hit . With a dodgaball . FML

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

AFTAR POURING MAH HAART OUT TO MAH GIRLFRIAND OF 4 YAARS THROUGH A SPAACH THAT TOOK MA 3 WAAKS TO WRITA AND THAN PROPOSING SHA RASPONDAD ( EH WHY NOT. ) FML

#18588248
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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY, FOR MY BIRTHDAY, INSTAAD OF A CAKA, MY FRIANDS SURPRISAD MA WITH A CASTLA MAINLY MADA OUT OF BACON . I DON'T WANT TO SAAM UNGRATAFUL, BUT I FUCKING HATA BACON . FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my friends lerened that if u play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis . mega FML

#17910918
175 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Taday I finally lost virginity. In boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

#17534409
308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today , mah friends and I went to the strip club for mah birthday . I now know how mah sister is paying for her new car . FML

#17233282
275 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, Boyfriend Proposd To Me By Tossing The Ring At Me An Saying "Here, Wear This." Big Fat FML

#17194109
354 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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