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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1991 (23 years)
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About FiFah3 : Just an average jersey girl reading other peoples' problems lol

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Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (19037)

On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a crowded bus when the woman behind me vomited. The guy next to her was a sympathy puker. So were 3 other people. There was no room to escape. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28564) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

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168 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my new roommate told me he was bisexual. A little concerned, I opened up and told him that made me uncomfortable. His reply: "Oh don't worry, I'm only attracted to good looking guys." FML

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104 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 9:01am - misc - by Leland - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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211 comments

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On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML

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194 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 2:57pm - health - by Shameful (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
197 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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414 comments

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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (5184) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

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175 comments

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On 10/05/2011 at 12:08pm - misc - by Hoggiebear - United States (Georgia)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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275 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

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367 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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355 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 7:07pm - love - by Username - United States



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