Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Ferretzsuck

Search for a member

Ferretzsuck
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 60
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Ferretzsuck : I hate you all.
Kik: Ferretzrock
Snapchat: Ferretzchat
Hit me up,or don't....I don't care.

Ferretzsuck's last visitors

semper_amochandlerbelacicobeykiddsmallstygerarmyLilDELTAWHISKYVanillanougatGabrielleFrance

Ferretzsuck's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of Ferretzsuck's badges

Ferretzsuck's favorite FMLs

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his buddies that the main reason he got into video game modding was so he could put a virtual version of me in his games and "shoot the fuck out of that bitch". FML

#20627653
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48517) - you deserved it (6509)

On 04/28/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by gibbette (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I got dumped during sex. FML

#20563466
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59444) - you deserved it (7966)

On 03/28/2013 at 6:02am - intimacy - by Bigfatfailure (man) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: