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Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML
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On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, and that I should Google the disorder because he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML
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On 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm - health - by Googleit - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML
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On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML
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On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I had a mumbled conversation with myself in a supermarket aisle about whether or not to buy a bottle of bourbon. Nothing screams "pathetic loser" like an alcoholic in denial having a debate with himself out loud near strangers. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 12:37am - misc - by Andre -
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -
Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML
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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to take an emergency contraceptive. I was talking to my boyfriend about it, and I told him that my stomach really hurt. His response? "Aw. That's just the baby dying." FML
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On 02/25/2011 at 12:12am - intimacy - by greenchan (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my mum got an electric car. It's so quiet that we could hear the bones of my cat break as we reversed over it on the driveway. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 5:58am - animals - by flattened -
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
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On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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