About Fence : I'm a kid from Maryland who's really quite boring. I draw stupid comics and play music in an indie-ternative-ska-rap-hardcore-emo-metal band that's going nowhere, and getting there noisily. And..... that's all, really. Yeah.
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by Anonymous / 09/05/2010 at 12:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by MisterMisinformed / 09/01/2010 at 12:30am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML
by ashlee / 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by teacher / 08/31/2010 at 10:50am / United States (Virginia) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
by maebyf / 08/31/2010 at 10:48am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 1:21am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/29/2010 at 10:02pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by yggiz / 08/29/2010 at 1:02am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Hobbsie / 08/29/2010 at 12:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Kelli / 08/28/2010 at 12:56am / United States (California) / Animals
by TextsAlot / 08/26/2010 at 12:08am / Canada (Manitoba) / Love
by Joel / 08/25/2010 at 3:13pm / United States (California) / Work
by mc_dreamy / 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by notyoueallie / 08/20/2010 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous