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Fenali
  • Town/Country : Tacoma, WA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 November 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 25310
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

#1901566 (188)

I agree, your life sucks (43706) - you deserved it (6827)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by paprgrl421 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML

#1872793 (229)

I agree, your life sucks (75172) - you deserved it (3286)

On 05/12/2009 at 1:39pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML

#1097922 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (19754) - you deserved it (86622)

On 04/18/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by Masterbater (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

#887533 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (55509) - you deserved it (10488)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)