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Fenali
  • Town/Country : Tacoma, WA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 November 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 25532
  • Number of comments : 12
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Today, my cell phone rang while I was still asleep. I picked it up, half asleep, only to find it was a wrong number from some guy. Three minutes later I receive a text message saying "Hey, you sound cute..." from the same number. I looked to see if he was local. I'm that desperate. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of the sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House was on. My boyfriend stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60906) - you deserved it (13536)

On 04/09/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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