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  • Number of visits : 2725
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fedor_is_KING : I'm a pimp
I'm a god in "Words with Friends" play me and find out
I'm 23 (and a quarter)
I'm a Twitterholic (PM me and follow my lewdness)
I cryed during AVATAR
I spelt "cried" wrong
I make smartass comments. This is my attempt at humor
During Modern Warfare 2, I did not kill any Russian citizens during the undercover terrorist level, I'm a sweet guy, I know.

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Fedor_is_KING's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28258) - you deserved it (6930)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112817) - you deserved it (8488)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
925 comments

I agree, your life sucks (349235) - you deserved it (38641)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (655111) - you deserved it (440587)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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