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Fedor_is_KING

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  • Number of visits : 3073
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Fedor_is_KING : I'm a pimp
I'm a god in "Words with Friends" play me and find out
I'm 23 (and a quarter)
I'm a Twitterholic (PM me and follow my lewdness)
I cryed during AVATAR
I spelt "cried" wrong
I make smartass comments. This is my attempt at humor
During Modern Warfare 2, I did not kill any Russian citizens during the undercover terrorist level, I'm a sweet guy, I know.

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Today, I overhered my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight . There is over three and a half looool feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come . FML

#15141244
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49113) - you deserved it (3904)

On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND ASKED ME TO PLAY DEAD SO HE COULD HAVE SEX WITH MY "CORPSE." FML

#14881975
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51760) - you deserved it (7129)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, mah boyfriend questiond y I always puttd mah shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes mah shirts to regain there form an tightness. His response: "You should throw your virginia in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41544) - you deserved it (15314)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I got a XXX wax because mah boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair and he "feels like a pedophile." real FML

#12201100
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38317) - you deserved it (9400)

On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I put on some goggle on in the pool , only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it . FML

#9152447
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34833) - you deserved it (4036)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Taday I lerened that a few pubes on yur bed can stop u from getting laid!! FML

#9095139
125 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 2:00am - intimacy - by PubelishedAuthor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see mah dad chasing mah mom around the house, nakd. real FML

#9015230
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28674) - you deserved it (3106)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog . My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me . He forced his tongue into mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating . FML

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27585) - you deserved it (5999)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I got all four of mah wisdom teeth removed . I went to see mah boyfriend 4 comfort cuz I was in so much pain . The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob . FML

#8771730
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18889) - you deserved it (3536)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got all four of mah wisdom teeth removed . I went to see mah boyfriend 4 comfort cuz I was in so much pain . The first thing he asked me when I saw him with huge cheeks? When would be the next time I could give him a blowjob . FML

#8771730
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18889) - you deserved it (3536)

On 03/02/2010 at 11:58am - intimacy - by fatcheeks (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I ad just finisad riding my bika wan I ran into ta girl I am sacratly in lova wit!! Wila I walkad ovar to ar I got an araction troug my spandax biking sorts!! FML

#8730305
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22159) - you deserved it (9793)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version

Today a friend of mine sent me a message saying ( Man I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything . ) real FML

#8654882
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23925) - you deserved it (3791)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42510) - you deserved it (11989)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today... I Met My Boyfriend's Notoriously Difficult Moter. I Ad Been Looking Forward To Meeting Er And Making A Good Impression. Unfortunately... I Could Not Greet Er As Er Son's Penis Was Still In My Mout. FML

#7318001
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28461) - you deserved it (14419)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom



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