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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was babysitting this one year old!! She just learned how to say yes so if u asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes!! I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said "yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty..!! she looked at me and said "NO." FML

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On 03/01/2009 at 3:29pm - kids - by hi (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was playing musical chair at a family reunion . It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair . It cummed down to me and The Nana . I won . The Nana has a broken hip . FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was teaching a class but kids were chatting. After 3 soap box speeches about ( The next person who talks gets a note to take home... ) one kid looked right at me an went ( meow ). FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 3:54am - kids - by Liz - Sent from mobile version

Today , I tried demonstrate to mah little brother that , unlike wat he sees in cartoons , it is impossible to slip on a banana peel. I'm not too sure he's convinced. FML

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On 11/18/2008 at 10:44pm - kids - by j0j0 - France (Aquitaine)



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