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About Feared : I'm from Canada; I love to ski, drink, party, dance, and occasionally go paintballing. I've been everywhere around the world, and wish to live in the caribbean one day. No I'm not cocky, I'm just confident. If I make any mistake it's on purpose, so all you grammar nazi's can just calm down and know that I'm a better Troll than you're.
I'm stuck between skepticism and dogmaticism, so don't call me an extremist. I live to learn, and I learn to live. The unknown doesn't slow me down.
I think strictly logical; if you can't do the same, than your opinion will be ignored. I'm an expert in diet, fitness, dating, and mathematics. If you have any questions feel free to email me (Pulse@live.ca).
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Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Monday 1 September 2014