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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21276) - you deserved it (73253)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, my dad told me about how my mother had a bad dream last night and began to scream "Don't take me, take my children!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60035) - you deserved it (3273)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by lm (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was out walking my dog. A cute woman says "nice dog" and without thinking I respond, "you too." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13890) - you deserved it (38813)

On 05/20/2009 at 4:22pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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