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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML


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Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49449) - you deserved it (8067)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70923) - you deserved it (19192)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

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