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FaygoAndMiracles

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FaygoAndMiracles

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FaygoAndMiracles's favorite FMLs

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74977) - you deserved it (3905)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I tried to pick up two girls by asking them what time it was. They burst out laughing. FML

#38
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17117) - you deserved it (53323)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - love - by SweeT -

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

#20
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49894) - you deserved it (8129)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71411) - you deserved it (19315)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94326) - you deserved it (42741)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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