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FatalWedgie
  • Town/Country : Coeur d'Alene, ID, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 February 1978 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 335
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question: 'On what continent is Canada located' she responded 'Antarctica.' If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23248) - you deserved it (2130)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (23685) - you deserved it (23559)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, when my girlfriend woke me up, she said, "I just had the sexiest dream." Thinking she was feeling frisky, I started to try to fool around with her. She pulled away and said, "Well it wasn't about YOU." FML

#12100553 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (27060) - you deserved it (3805)

On 07/25/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by girlgirlinsanity (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

#9155456 (276)

I agree, your life sucks (3957) - you deserved it (57623)

On 03/17/2010 at 7:51am - misc - by KobraKommander - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man 'discretely' jerking it. FML

#9152447 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (25573) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

#8980623 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (21877) - you deserved it (3346)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5933) - you deserved it (41649)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)