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About Fantastiic : Hey, whats up i'm Gio I live in Alaska it's not really cold so don't ask if I live in a igloo or i'll rape you, igloo's don't exsist and maybe you don't either.
I like to listen to music and snowboard it's my life.
Anyways I keep track of how many FML pages i've read: 728 And Rising =).
Here is a Life Lesson for FML first when you read an FML it's useless to say what they should've done because chances are it already happened. If you dont like the FML's just sit there and cry to your mom because no one fucking cares ok? FML's are mostly for the enjoyment of people and the arguments of others so if you don't do any of those FML is not a place for you. Oh and trolling is fun.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
Monday 1 September 2014