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About Fang713 : Hellooooooo, mother fuckers. I'm a total Homestuck. I'm also a Whovian. I love Supernatural. I watch a lot of anime. I cosplay a lot. If you're in the U.S. and in the Atlanta area, you'll probably see me at a lot of cons. Have a day filled with miracles, my brothers. HoNk. ;o)
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Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML
Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014