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Fang713
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 410
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Fang713 : Hello there. I'm not too great at descriptions but please feel free to message me if you'd like. 😊

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:51pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:05pm<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:51am<b>Arnoud</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:23am<b>calebjoe99</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 9:10am<b>paravoz</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 2:12am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:05pm<b>taterrtots</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:22pm<b>Alup132</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:30pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:07pm<b>Alexwpa4</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:03pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:48pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:36pm<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:20pm<b>Sayeret_Matkal</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:02pm<b>scottwaite</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:51pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:03pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:35am

Fucked!<b>Arnoud</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 3:23pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 8:12am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 9:07pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 6:03pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 5:35pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 3:42pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 8:26am<b>WOTAN1488</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 3:46am

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Fang713's favorite FMLs

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30965) - you deserved it (3615)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

#21136526
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45823) - you deserved it (4899)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42121) - you deserved it (2843)

On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

#20786268
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47252) - you deserved it (34695) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

#20577693
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56918) - you deserved it (12969)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

#20033419
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27106) - you deserved it (3319)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25592) - you deserved it (2861)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46205) - you deserved it (8698)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)



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