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Fang713

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Fang713

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fang713 : Uh. Hi there.

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Fang713's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

#21136526
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42701) - you deserved it (4593)

On 05/11/2014 at 10:46am - work - by Makeitdance - United States (California)

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

#20881873
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38839) - you deserved it (2582)

On 09/15/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by sleeplessinrichmond - United States (New York)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

#20786268
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44279) - you deserved it (32396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, I finally managed to give her an orgasm. During that orgasm, she tore out a clump of my hair, causing me to scream in pain. She scowled and said, "Ah shut it, ya little bitch." FML

#20577693
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52340) - you deserved it (12014)

On 04/06/2013 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by dating walter white's gf apparently (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

#20033419
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23426) - you deserved it (2936)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML

#18435117
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (2562)

On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

#15817034
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42405) - you deserved it (8258)

On 04/17/2011 at 1:56am - intimacy - by rastafarimon (man) - United States (Arizona)



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