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2day mah weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist an thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a looool rd laser light through his window. I was on the stairshen he ran past... screaming bloody murder... sending me down a flight of steps. FML


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On 10/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I passd my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheatd, so he emaild the school an told them that I had. They lowerd my grade. FML


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On 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm - misc - by mathgenius - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, someone stole my card number and tried to use it. Every transaction got declined, not cuz the bank knew it was a fraudulent charge, but cuz I'm so poor that he couldn't make even a single purchase. FML

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

Today... my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat fir not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML


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On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I Met My Birth Mother. My Dad Won't Talk To Me... My Mom Won't Stop Crying An Think I'm Replacing Her... An The Rest Of My Family Won't Stop Calling Me A Bitch. I'm 21... An I Just Wantd To Meet The Woman Who Pushd Me Head-first Out Of Her Vagina. FML

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panickd because I was late 4 work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realizd it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML


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On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them looool duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around lyk a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML


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On 09/13/2013 at 1:55am - work - by ellen77 - United States (California)

Today mah girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that "Today was a looool great day!" mega FML


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On 09/12/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by WTF - United States (Illinois)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML


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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to ma insurance company to deal wit some paperwork!! One of teir employees backed into ma car before I made it into te building!! FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML


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On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." real FML


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On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

Today I was asked by mah neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 yeres old and still lives at home. I'm 18. mega FML


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On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

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