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FalaFala

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1034
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About FalaFala : Tits. That is all.

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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29194) - you deserved it (5180)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (688419) - you deserved it (461114)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1204158) - you deserved it (127148)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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