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Faith13

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 September 1988 (27 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2062
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Faith13 : My humor is sharp, so I don't typically play well with sensitive people. And fake people can't seem to handle my brutal honesty. I love cooking, reading, sports, and beer. And no, I'm not a lesbian.

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Visits<b>AirBusDriver</b> - 13 hours ago<b>That_One_Guy1616</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 5:13am<b>ydi_4_suking</b> - the 06/09/2016 at 3:22am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 06/02/2016 at 6:00am<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 1:45am<b>Pop_And_Lock</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 11:28pm<b>madi10647</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:20pm<b>damwoods</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 12:46am<b>ShaneBarnes</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 10:43pm<b>sonasonic</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 4:16pm<b>sarika</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 5:41pm<b>Mons</b> - the 03/02/2016 at 5:11pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/17/2016 at 3:50am<b>molloy2</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 7:51am<b>wassup388</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 7:04pm<b>MannyM</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 11:27pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 4:28pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 8:38pm

Fucked!<b>SorrowsReward</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 7:45am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 3:12am<b>salman_albalushi</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 4:09am<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 4:48am<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 1:18pm<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 1:48pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:29pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 10:49pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Blee864</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 6:54am<b>Violet_Embers95</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 10:16pm<b>austhart489</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:35am<b>amaluddinsalihin</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 7:10pm<b>capnbzarr</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 4:18am<b>westboundcali</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:15pm<b>briang959</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 11:40am<b>je83185</b> - the 01/17/2015 at 7:17pm<b>insulinshot</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 12:13am

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Faith13's favorite FMLs

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

by French / 10/24/2013 at 8:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I got into a fistfight with a complete idiot wearing a panda outfit. My face now looks like a real panda's. FML

by Anonymous / 10/11/2013 at 6:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

by Robert / 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out I do not have a fast metabolism, I've actually had a tape worm living inside me for 3 years. FML

by Iskylite / 09/10/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

by single again / 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I woke up to a very unpleasant feeling. Apparently, the tattoo I got on my arm a couple of days ago attracted hundreds of ants during its healing process. They were literally carrying away pieces of my skin. I can not get the feeling or image out of my head. FML

by aly55a_mariie / 08/20/2013 at 3:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

by ktiskool / 08/01/2013 at 12:03am / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, one of my coworkers asked if I hated my life and was depressed because of how I look most of the time. This is just my facial expression. FML

by anon / 07/25/2013 at 12:44am / United States (New Jersey) / Work

Today, after more than six years of working my ass off, I finally summoned the courage to ask my boss for a raise. She just chuckled, "I'm gonna need you to eat a dick, John." and stared at me unblinking until I awkwardly left. FML

by no new apartment for me / 07/18/2013 at 3:53pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, one of my cats gave birth. My other cat responded by eating the new litter in a jealous rage, then got indigestion and vomited. I had to clean up regurgitated kittens. FML

by coldstar / 07/18/2013 at 5:06am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals

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Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

by i hit a cyclist / 05/27/2013 at 7:19am / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Transportation

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

by tdrtnlz / 05/11/2013 at 2:25am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love

Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

by oops / 05/08/2013 at 10:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML

by kprince / 05/08/2013 at 10:00am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my family flew out to surprise my grandma for her 70th birthday. When we arrived, she and my grandpa were both sitting on the couch, high, smoking a joint. FML

by Anonymous / 05/08/2013 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous