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Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26299) - you deserved it (66911)

On 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by dad (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I knew my girlfriend was having a bad day. I went to bring her frozen yogurt at work because she loves it. When I was in the elevator, I overheard her colleague saying that the reason she was upset was because she had been cheating on her boyfriend with her new intern. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86882) - you deserved it (2736)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:01pm - love - by froyo (man) - United States



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