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Fahrenheit63
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 March 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 318
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by wetdreams - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - work - by Needsanewjob (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

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139 comments

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On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

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290 comments

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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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145 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

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On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico



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