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Today, I cummed ome to my wife crying!! Se ad mixed up our newborn twin grls and couldn't tell wic was wic!! I looked at te grls!! Nieter could I!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52313) - you deserved it (7872)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... in mat class... I ad te urge to fart. I ad te brigt idea tat if I dropped ma textbook and farted at te same time... nobody would ear it. I dropped ma textbook... everyone looked at me... ten I farted. Loudly. FML

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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

2day I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like... every single month." FML

Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY... BROTHER CAME OUT TO OUR FAMILY AS BIENG GAY. MY MOTHER STARTING CRYING BECAUSE "SHE WANTED GRANDCHILDREN." I TOLD HER THAT I WAS PLANNING ON HAVING CHILDREN. SHE STARTED CRYING HARDER. FML

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On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in math class we were lerening about gravity. To demonstrate mah teacher asked me to stand on the desk an then step off. Upon stepping on the desk it curved inward an cracked. Everyone was dying of laughter. Fuck gravity. FML

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On 05/02/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by systeminitiated (man) - Canada



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