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Faded315
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 September 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 98
  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I posted a Facebook status on how I hated the new Batman movie. I'm now single, and have received multiple threats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14945) - you deserved it (36461)

On 08/08/2012 at 4:39pm - misc - by Deaththreat101 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my "wanker-stick" was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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On 01/19/2010 at 6:18pm - intimacy - by kappaomicron (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. 9 hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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On 01/12/2010 at 4:51pm - misc - by Dani (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)



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