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FacePalm69
  • Town/Country : renfrew, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 October 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my fencing team took pictures for the yearbook. We were having individual pictures with our weapons, and it was my turn. When the photographer told me to pose, I tried to be super cool by quickly putting my sabre against my chest like some sort of soldier. I poked myself in the eye. FML

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