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FacePALM24
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 August 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 22159
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

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Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML

#3083519
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I agree, your life sucks (10850) - you deserved it (47303)

On 06/21/2009 at 3:26am - misc - by TheHatedOne (man) - Qatar (Ad Dawhah)

Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

#3032403
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18029) - you deserved it (26572)

On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
813 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113720) - you deserved it (71761)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21275) - you deserved it (73241)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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