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Today, I found out my best friend made a program to reply to my text messages with random sentences from a list. It took 15 minutes of texting before I finally noticed. FML

#20959084
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (5862)

On 11/15/2013 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Gujarat)

Today, my boyfriend and I watched the new movie "The Purge." After the movie, I jokingly asked him that if the U.S. had such a purge in real life, would he participate, and who would he kill first. Without missing a beat, he said, "you." FML

#20714140
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41292) - you deserved it (8087)

On 06/08/2013 at 7:43pm - misc - by purged (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife shaved her pubic hair so that it resembles Hitler's mustache. She won't stop referring to it as "the Clitler". FML

#20637691
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60693) - you deserved it (9167)

On 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my husband let me know he felt I was ignoring him by jabbing me in the right ear with his erect penis while I was Skyping with my mum overseas. FML

#20110803
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (5532)

On 10/10/2012 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

#19934119
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7272) - you deserved it (32293)

On 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm - work - by Alexander D. (man) - United States

Today, I went into Whole Foods asking if they carried a supplement called Carnosine. The girl assisting me had no idea what it was, but asked, "Is this for weight loss?" FML

#19656281
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20513) - you deserved it (4120)

On 05/21/2012 at 8:10am - health - by medosin (woman) - Austria

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

#19637548
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25083) - you deserved it (1919)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:41pm - misc - by Unhappymothersday - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

#19596510
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18175) - you deserved it (4896)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19am - health - by Slowsky (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

#19565371
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4697) - you deserved it (72422)

On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31384) - you deserved it (19202)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13626) - you deserved it (60436)

On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

#15661688
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36087) - you deserved it (3156)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

#15373244
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45248) - you deserved it (5323)

On 03/18/2011 at 9:36pm - animals - by SpideyFace (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML

#15333405
381 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20411) - you deserved it (91423)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I received a call from the police about a car accident that I was a witness to. As the only witness who stopped to help, I was remembered by the other cars involved. They're blaming me for the accident. The cops want to talk. FML

#14993502
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29588) - you deserved it (2482)

On 02/15/2011 at 8:13pm - misc - by Nearis (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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