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FUUUandyourmom

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 December 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7794
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

#19164733
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30377) - you deserved it (2845)

On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33441) - you deserved it (2054)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML

#19113390
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28520) - you deserved it (3500)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (29131)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (29131)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

#19087811
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30661) - you deserved it (1801)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12080) - you deserved it (32794)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29823) - you deserved it (2906)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8751) - you deserved it (66096)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

#18980797
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (2227)

On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML

#18968842
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26970) - you deserved it (4404)

On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38342) - you deserved it (2951)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33479) - you deserved it (3033)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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