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Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada
Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by SpLo0gIeR - United States
Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, it was our class field trip. I got five dollars from ten different people because they wanted me to sit away from them. FML
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On 02/01/2012 at 1:53pm - misc - by Arniii - United States
Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -
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