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Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML
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On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I tried to put together some flat-pack furniture. I wound up in my underpants, screaming stuff like, "F*ck you, f*cking Ikea bastard" at pieces of confusing plywood. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my parents invited my Muslim boyfriend over for dinner for the first time. My mother made sure that everything including the salad had pork in it. FML
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On 04/14/2012 at 7:10am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by anniemeece (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I came home from work to find a burglar in my house. He then said that he was just leaving, and went back out of the broken window. FML
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On 04/02/2012 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by Larentiah (woman) - United States
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 12:16am - kids - by whattabrat - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British
Today, I was on the subway head bobbing to my favorite track when the guy across from me gets up, punches me in the face and says, "Don't nod at my wife like that." FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)
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