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Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML
by lyss / 02/16/2014 at 5:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML
by chinaski7628 / 02/15/2014 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Work
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking home from work, when a clearly homeless guy who smelled like Jimmy Hoffa's colon grabbed me, pinned me to a wall, and demanded that I hand over my "booty". I don't know whether or not I was mugged by Jack Sparrow, but either way, he's now over £100 richer. FML
by Anonymous / 07/27/2012 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Midlothian) / Miscellaneous
by Steve / 04/28/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/18/2012 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/14/2012 at 7:10am / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Love
Today, my wife sent me to the store to pick stuff up so we could make BLTs. I got the bacon, but couldn't remember what else went into them, so I bought an avocado and napkins. When I got back home, my wife very slowly and sarcastically explained what BLT stands for. FML
by Anonymous / 04/07/2012 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by anniemeece / 04/07/2012 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by starboy / 03/10/2012 at 1:50am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
by Larentiah / 02/26/2012 at 5:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML Today, I was at my friend's dorm eating supper. He and all his roommates are Chinese, and since I'm… Today, I found out that what my husband meant by "we should try swinging" is "I really want to have…