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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1985 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 57672
  • Number of comments : 235
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:32pm<b>imcameronblack</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 10:19am<b>SmoothGawd</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 2:19pm<b>PorchKitty</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 2:57pm<b>Chrysic</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 5:13pm<b>darkbob101</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 10:56pm<b>Celeden</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:38pm<b>FMLiam</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 7:19am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 10:04am<b>witcher</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:09am<b>carissaball</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 6:43pm<b>Jaden_myers50</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 2:52pm<b>Moklon</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 6:18pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 11:38pm<b>WoldowJR</b> - the 07/30/2014 at 3:32pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 07/01/2014 at 9:57pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 12:10pm<b>julako</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 8:44pm

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FPsLife's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst cleaning out his desk, my dad "accidentally" threw away my summer homework. That's 100 pages, over a duration of 2 months. School starts in 3 days. FML

by homework / 07/21/2009 at 3:34am / India (Delhi) / Work

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

by Anonymous / 07/21/2009 at 2:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation

Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML

by thicklysettled / 07/20/2009 at 12:04am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I went on a date with a girl. She drove while texting someone then stopped at a house and told me to wait in the car. She left her phone so I looked at the last text and it says "I'm here for the quicky". Our "date" was a decoy to throw her mom off so she could sleep with another guy. FML

by Anonymous / 07/19/2009 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my daughter had just left for a date with her boyfriend. All of a sudden, she runs back in the house screaming "I forgot to take my birth control!" That is not something a father wants to hear. FML

by dad / 06/29/2009 at 12:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

by LALALALA / 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML

by LALALALA / 05/29/2009 at 5:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

by dumbo / 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy