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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (19 years)
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Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352
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I agree, your life sucks (5101) - you deserved it (21889)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (4785)

On 01/01/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Undefined - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17030) - you deserved it (9066)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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