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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 September 1993 (21 years)
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Today after taking grlfriend on a date she invitd me back to her place 4 "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly I said yes. When we got there we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn'that I'd had in mind she kickd me out 4 being a pervert. FML

#8974087
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9230) - you deserved it (61636)

On 03/10/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my mum decided to teach me a lesson about carelessly leaving my wallet about!! She left it on the floor so our puppy could use it and its contents as a chew toy!! I was almost impressed to discover that he can eat three £20 notes and still have room fir debit cards!! big fat FML

#8971410
122 comments

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On 03/10/2010 at 1:37pm - money - by MR (man) - United Kingdom

TODAY, I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MAH BOYFRIEND . HE SUDDENLY PULLS AWAY, AN GOES, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' THEN CONTINUES KISSING ME . FML

#8938821
123 comments

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On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY AFTER PUKING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AND LEGS I CALLD HUSBAND FOR SYMPATHY. THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS ( DID YOU CRY? ) AND WHEN I ANSWERD NO INSTEAD OF WISHING ME BETTER HE QUICKLY EXCLAIMD ( WHO'S MY BIG GIRL! ) FML

#8923957
112 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mother-in-law groundd me cuz I went to the store in the "dangerous" rain. My husband says that if I don't obey then we won't work out. FML

#8916783
310 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 10:12am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together fir almost a year, but have not been on a real date cuz I am too damn scared of her family. FML

#8913654
181 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 3:33am - love - by imafrickenidiot - Sent from mobile version

Today I Got On An Empty Tram An Decidd To Sit At The Back. A Few Minutes In I Start To Hear A Noise An Thinking It Was The Tram, Decidd To Ignore It. When I Hered Wat Soundd Like An Evil Giggle, I Lookd Around To See That It Wasn't The Tram, But It Was Some Creepy Middle Agd Man Taking Photos Of Me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)

today I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, an turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open an goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" an then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes.

#8878424
146 comments

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On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realisd that mah staff doesn't take me seriously. I walkd in on mah chef,ho had just spent an hour and half a block of cheese carving cheddar goggles fir himself. When I confrontd him, he pulld up his t-shrt to reveal a cocktail sausage tapd to his stomach. FML

#8819717
124 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 7:43am - work - by Garry (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

TODAY, WE WERE WORKING WITH INFANT AND ADULT CPR DUMMIES. AFTER PRACTISING FLAWLESS CPR ON THE ADULT DUMMY, I ANNOUNCD "AND THAT'S HOW U SAVE SOMEONE." THEN I TRIPPD ON THE BABBY DUMMY AND FELL. MY CO-WORKER STOOD UP AND YELLD OUT, "AND THAT'S HOW U KILL A BABY." FML

#8805170
67 comments

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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I found out ma little sister is a pyromaniac . Se set ma bed on fire . FML

#8775610
182 comments

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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

#8742333
208 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today I learnt that if you accidentally sit on a hamster instead of dying it bites yur testicles. real FML

#8742333
208 comments

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On 03/01/2010 at 4:13am - animals - by ItHurtsLIkeHell (man) - Malaysia (Pulau Pinang)

Today, I decided to apply fir a credit card to elp build up credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected fir not aving a credit istory. Being rejected turns out to urt yur credit istory. Te irony of predicament is too great fir words. FML

#8615441
129 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today,hile I was at girlfriend's house, I pickd up her cat an held him like he was baby Simba. Apparently he didn't enjoy that, because he managd to somehow leap out of hands an attach himself to chest, claws extendd. I now have four one-inch-long gashe on chest. FML

#8532673
160 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 10:14pm - animals - by Rafiki (man) - United States (Missouri)



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