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FMyLifeGod040
  • Town/Country : -Doesn't need to be specified-, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 August 1998 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 114
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24495) - you deserved it (2349)

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