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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 January 1991 (24 years)
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Today, I asked my boyfriend of almost ten months who his top five women to have it off with would be. I was third. My mom was second. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101401) - you deserved it (16985)

On 03/30/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by lucky (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub, when she started to breathe heavily. So I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck, she then turns around and says "Tell my room mate I'm having an asthma attack." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34425) - you deserved it (57490)

On 03/10/2009 at 5:56am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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