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Today, I was lobstering. While I was getting bands, my co-worker decided it would be funny to make a lobster pinch my ear. it was a 4 pound lobster, and my ear was swollen for 5 hours. FML

#8731287 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (12808) - you deserved it (1516)

On 02/28/2010 at 9:42pm - work - by Fonzie34 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I was late for work so I went to smash the side window with a big rock. The rock bounced off the window and into my face. FML

#8706906 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (6425) - you deserved it (19068)

On 02/28/2010 at 12:36am - work - by chevysprint (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my parents bought a new car with the money they made from selling mine. To make up for selling my car without telling me, they let me choose the make, model, and colour of the new car... which I just found out I'm not allowed to drive. FML

#8687009 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (18158) - you deserved it (1338)

On 02/27/2010 at 11:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing xbox. FML

#8659721 (605)

I agree, your life sucks (38881) - you deserved it (2430)

On 02/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was with my friend and her entire family at a restaurant. While we were eating, her brother who is really cute asked what "brown sauce" is. I said thats probably 'penis' sauce. I'd meant to say 'peanut sauce' but the damage was done. The entire family just stared. FML

#8658331 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (7553) - you deserved it (12191)

On 02/26/2010 at 4:10am - misc - by princess4242 (woman) - India (Delhi)

Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML

#8621697 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (8183) - you deserved it (14823)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML

#8606853 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (21985) - you deserved it (1069)

On 02/24/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by ks0300 - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to file for bankruptcy because my ex-wife didn't want to pay for the house she didn't want me to have in the divorce, and didn't bother to have my name removed from the loan before she filed bankruptcy herself. FML

#8604257 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (16336) - you deserved it (2108)

On 02/23/2010 at 11:22pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, someone gave me a note to pass along to a girl in class. The note had the girl's name surrounded by hearts. When I gave it to her, she assumed it was a love note from me, and said "Not in a million years, fat ass" before I could say it was from someone else. FML

#8568837 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (22350) - you deserved it (2056)

On 02/22/2010 at 9:46pm - love - by Crappyfayman (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (21239) - you deserved it (1014)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)