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FMLollie
  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I learned that I was conceived on a public bus. FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35676) - you deserved it (4088)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

#7467261
120 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

#6430848
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On 11/24/2009 at 12:03am - health - by cc (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML

#6122066
85 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)

Today, I set my AIM status to be the currently-playing file on my iTunes. I've downloaded a lot of porn to my iTunes, and I wanted to watch some. My status changed to "Girl in Latex gets fucked in the ass." FML

#798927
158 comments

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On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having lunch with my sister and my mother. While my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at this face I can make!" and she grossly contorted her face so that she had a double chin. My mother looked over and said to her, "stop making fun of your sister!" FML

#554363
43 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

#448904
216 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
115 comments

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On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the dinner table my parents were talking to my younger sister about her new boyfriend and how they should be taking it slow. My sister then pointed out that that's not what I do. My dad said, "Believe me I know- your sister's easier to get into than community college." FML

#305736
123 comments

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On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789
73 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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