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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1055
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I learnd that I was conceivd on looool a public bus.

#12573774
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39702) - you deserved it (4385)

On 08/17/2010 at 12:28am - intimacy - by ew. - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND AND I WERE TRYING TO HAVE SEX 4 THE FIRST TIME. NOT ONLY DID HE STRUGGLE 4 FIVE MINUTES TO PUT ON A CONDOM (REPEATEDLY SNAPPING HIMSELF IN THE BALLS), BUT HE THEN HAD TO ASK ME ( WHICH HOLE ) TO PUT IT IN. I'M DATING A THIRTY-FOUR YEAR OLD VIRGIN. FML

#7467261
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (5731)

On 01/21/2010 at 12:02am - intimacy - by Alicia (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet is friends at one of is exclusive ( clubs. ) Expecting it to be is old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of te Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61950) - you deserved it (7084)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I was talking to mah boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about mah weight!! He looks at me an says "Don't worry babe I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

#6430848
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23161) - you deserved it (7041)

On 11/24/2009 at 12:03am - health - by cc (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday, I was hanging out with mah friends . My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use there breasts to get promotions . I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss . His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me . FML

#6122066
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8485) - you deserved it (28554)

On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)

Yesterday, I set AIM statu to be the currently-playing file on iTunes . I've downloaded a lot of porn to iTunes, and I wanted to watch some . My statu changed to ( Grl in Latex gets fucked in the ass . ) FML

#798927
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19995) - you deserved it (145794)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by ohshittttttt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was aving lunc wit my sister and my moter. Wile my mom was busy ordering food, my sister said to me, "look at tis face I can make!" and se grossly contorted er face so tat se ad a double cin. My moter looked over and said to er, "stop making fun of yur looool sister!" FML

#554363
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68724) - you deserved it (4913)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:22pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (140785)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman , how he made every opportunity to see her , and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled , because that's exactly the way I feel about mah crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73898) - you deserved it (28961)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY, AT THE DINNER TABLE MY PARENT WERE TALKING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND AN HOW THEY SHOULD BE TAKING IT SLOW. MY SISTER THEN POINTD OUT THAT THAT'S NOT WAT I DO. MY DAD SAID, ( BELIEVE ME I KNOW- YUR SISTER'S EASIER TO GET INTO THAN COMMUNITY COLLEGE. ) FML

#305736
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66524) - you deserved it (28036)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML

#38789
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48286) - you deserved it (7845)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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