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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 804
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16480) - you deserved it (50913)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16480) - you deserved it (50913)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working when I delivered the standard "Hello, how are you?" to a customer. He took the opportunity to tell me about his deceased wife, his estranged children, and his anal tearing. After a while, I tried to help someone else, and he complained to my manager. I was written up. FML

#17754607
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25945) - you deserved it (3147)

On 09/15/2011 at 10:38pm - work - by MrTandy - United States (New York)

Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

#17548776
223 comments

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On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML

#17534903
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45503) - you deserved it (2187)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my brother's pregnant girlfriend smoking. Disgusted, I asked him why he didn't just stab her in the uterus and get it over with. He laughed like it was a joke, then cussed because he spilled his cereal. He's more concerned about spilled cereal than having a brain-damaged child. FML

#17424744
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32389) - you deserved it (9045)

On 08/10/2011 at 12:46am - health - by auntoftheyear - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went on a run with the family dog. I returned home to three missed calls and a hysterical voicemail from my dad. Why? The dog was gone. Not me, his fifteen year old daughter, the dog. FML

#17122857
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29429) - you deserved it (4205)

On 07/15/2011 at 2:23pm - animals - by kacysospacyy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63188) - you deserved it (6599)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML

#16876528
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41622) - you deserved it (12241)

On 06/27/2011 at 2:26am - kids - by SheenaL (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29517) - you deserved it (3424)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

#16638777
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26846) - you deserved it (4242)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

#16637364
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26731) - you deserved it (11250)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by cycler - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49958) - you deserved it (3423)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35569) - you deserved it (7268)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

#14090266
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5518) - you deserved it (58991)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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