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  • Town/Country : LA, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36577) - you deserved it (50826)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (92308) - you deserved it (21262)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm - misc - by anonymiss (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8001) - you deserved it (35632)

On 01/14/2009 at 3:49am - intimacy - by diddlysquat - United Kingdom (Wakefield)



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