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FMLannonomous

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 August 1991 (25 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Visits<b>shaPOW</b> - the 04/17/2009 at 12:41pm

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Today, I got 20% tints on my car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin my new tint by opening my window, so I opened my door as the cop approached. He then pulled out his gun and yelled "GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND!" before I could explain. FML

by italy1986 / 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

by anonymiss / 04/13/2009 at 12:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML

by diddlysquat / 01/14/2009 at 3:49am / United Kingdom (Wakefield) / Intimacy