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About FMLandFYL2_xoxo : 17, Canadian and loves frozen yogurt.

I'll leave you with a quote:
"A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep."

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Today, I Realized That Mah Company's Calendar Is Synchronized Throughout The Whole Building!! The Entire Company Now Knows That I Made Love To Mah Wife Last Wednesday An Friday, An That I Went Out With A Girl Named Janet On Saturday!! My Wife's Name Is Julie, An She Works In The Same Building!! Mega FML

#3256249
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (167827)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146295)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside mah door , because I didn't have mah glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute , thinking it was mah imagination , mah stepdad said , "you know , I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

#1592701
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23574) - you deserved it (83152)

On 05/03/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by danggit3290 (woman) - United States (California)

yesterday I was aving cybersex via webcam wit ma boyfriend . Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on ma finger . Judging by te look on ma boyfriend's face, e was getting really into it . As I started getting into it too, I soved ma finger too far down and puked all over ma laptop . FML

#1387325
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24189) - you deserved it (121643)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

today I met a guy online . We talkd all night long and hit it off amazingly . He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agred . He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous . I sent him one after he assurd me he didn't care what I lookd like . I haven't heard from him looool since . FML

#867066
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67688) - you deserved it (11227)

On 04/08/2009 at 3:19am - love - by DL06 (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, looool we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

#850097
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13644) - you deserved it (160768)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:46am - misc - by Brastro (man) - Ireland (Kildare)

TADAY ME AN MY FRIEND DECIDED TO SPY ON MY CRUSH. HE LIVES ACROS THE STREET, SO WE CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF MY HOUSE AN WATCHED HIM WITH BINOCULARS. HE WAS WORKING OUT, AN AFTER 5 MINUTE HE STARTED WRITING SOMETHING. HE PUTTED A PIECE OF PAPER AGAINST THE WINDOW AN IT SAID, 'STOP WATCHING ME.' FML

#650213
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15021) - you deserved it (135638)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I met mah girlfriend's very religious parents for dinner . Somehow we got to talking about her groin hernias that were repaired as a baby . I never knew she had hernias repaired an said, "But she doesn't have any scars down there." There was a long awkward silence . FML

#618069
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34366) - you deserved it (125168)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:37am - intimacy - by douchetard (man) - United States (Maryland)

TADAY FRIEND AND I WERE FILMING FOOTBALL PRACTICE AND TALKING ABOUT WHAT GUYS ON THE TEAM WERE ATTRACTIVE AND WHO WE WOULD WANT TO GET IT ON WITH!! WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE CAMERA WAS RECORDING EVERYTHING THAT WE SAID!! THE TAPE WAS PLAYD TO THE ENTIRE TEAM THE NEXT DAY!! WITH SOUND!! REAL FML

#600956
226 comments

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On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

YESTERDAY, I WENT OVER TO SURPRISE MA GIRLFRIEND OF TWO YEARS WIT FLOWERS AND DINNER AT ER APARTMENT. AFTER I KNOCKD, A ANDSOME YOUNG MAN ANSWERD TE DOOR. TINKING I AD TE WRONG APARTMENT, I APOLOGIZD, ONLY TO EAR MA GIRLFRIEND'S VOICE CALL FROM TE BACKGROUND, "BABY, WO'S TERE?" FML

#504108
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148649) - you deserved it (7151)

On 03/21/2009 at 1:33am - intimacy - by willywonks (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after sex with mah grlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walkd in on me to collect the laundry and screechd "What r you doing with mah panties!" FML

#483227
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15559) - you deserved it (97190)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:37am - intimacy - by HughGorgy (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday I saw an attractive man outside te club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up aving sex in my apartment. Te next looool day wen I was dropping im off, I discovered e was omeles and was outside te club begging fir money. My ouse is suddenly out of bread and ceese. FML

#448904
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32250) - you deserved it (140785)

On 03/18/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by Melaknee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

at tha dantist... I was gatting my taath claanad. Looking up at his nosa... I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I triad to slowly mova away. Ha told ma ( Stop! ) Tha movamant of his lips causad tha snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (498865) - you deserved it (48481)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today...hile getting off the bus.. . there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress an suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag . I picked up the phone fir herhich landed right beneath her dress an as she turned around she thought I was trying to take picture of her pantie an slapped me . FML

#204015
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46439) - you deserved it (4314)

On 03/04/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by AznKoreanGuy (man) - United States (California)



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