About FMLandFYL2_xoxo : I'm 16 and Canadian, eh. I only started this account on 24/12/12, but I've been reading fmls for quite some time. And yes, I know my username is shit; I was in a rush when I made this account and I really wish there was a way to change it -.-
I'll leave you with one of my favourite quotes:
"If you're lucky enough to be different, don't ever change."
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
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On 12/12/2012 at 12:29am - love - by Karim - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
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On 04/05/2012 at 12:13am - work - by Kait - United States
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML
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On 11/15/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by insulted - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my mother-in-law announced that she's going to be moving into the apartment next to us. Oh joy. FML
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On 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I got so stressed about my upcoming final exams that, in the silent section of the library, I had a panic attack and almost passed out. No one helped me. 3 people shushed me. FML
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On 05/28/2011 at 8:20am - work - by justletitbeover (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was listening to my son's teacher gossip about students whilst in the grocery store. I was thrilled when she described my son as "A model student". However, she then went on to say, "Which is surprising considering that his parents are trailer trash." FML
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On 04/23/2011 at 5:26am - kids - by kindgartin (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom
Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)
Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
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On 10/06/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Distrito Federal)
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)
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