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  • Town/Country : South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5394) - you deserved it (65567)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14025) - you deserved it (46246)

On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48164) - you deserved it (2080)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48164) - you deserved it (2080)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)



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