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  • Town/Country : South Africa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 20 February 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 32
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Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4262) - you deserved it (51202)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML

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On 09/18/2009 at 3:15pm - money - by shushingmoon (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97000) - you deserved it (8079)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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