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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 July 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1483
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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FML_TJ's favorite FMLs

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, I was in my room playing with my pet. I told my snake, "Who needs friends when I have you?" Through the wall I heard my neighbors say, "You do." I've never met my neighbors. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42081) - you deserved it (8431)

On 11/07/2013 at 6:08pm - misc - by Where is the faith in Humanity - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the nice guy who comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46331) - you deserved it (4385)

On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36599) - you deserved it (5484)

On 09/19/2013 at 11:18am - health - by BarryShitpeas - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I had been fired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45266) - you deserved it (3505)

On 08/29/2013 at 3:33pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57625) - you deserved it (6526)

On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46752) - you deserved it (34294) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I was marking exams. I then had to explain to many of the students that (a) pigs are not aquatic animals and (b) sharks do not have lungs. These are university students. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44768) - you deserved it (3875)

On 07/15/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by lame-o-prof (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (70943)

On 06/12/2013 at 2:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53371) - you deserved it (2854)

On 05/26/2013 at 5:19am - misc - by gooddeedgonebad (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a segway. He still got away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41901) - you deserved it (8983)

On 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand

Today, I found out that Yale had actually accepted me seventeen years ago. My mother apparently burned my acceptance package and letters because she didn't want me to upstage her UChicago degree. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53861) - you deserved it (11485)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27236) - you deserved it (6248)

On 04/03/2013 at 8:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

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