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FML_IS_FUNNY
  • Town/Country : PC, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 March 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 5074
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (94715) - you deserved it (6288)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room, with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. And now it's melting. FML

#183684 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (12427)

On 03/02/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by gr8terevil (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

#182768 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (63697) - you deserved it (6022)

On 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm - kids - by E (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (39901) - you deserved it (4051)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

#62507 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (24432) - you deserved it (6500)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:56pm - work - by jessica (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, the 9th grade dean called me into his office to talk. He asked me if I was new because it seemed like I was having trouble making friends. I've been going to the same school, with the same people, since kindergarten. FML

#61583 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (2104)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - misc - by lene (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a plastic surgeon's office with a friend. The doctor walked in and before he could look at the consult papers, he started explaining the lipo suction procedure to me. I had to interrupt him and tell him that I was only there for support for my friend's nose job. FML

#61582 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (32953) - you deserved it (3731)

On 02/17/2009 at 4:53pm - health - by tigerfiend (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas's voice...coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML

#54346 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (7509) - you deserved it (46695)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:44pm - misc - by Italian_Stallion (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food for my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this for here or to go?" FML

#47427 (121)

I agree, your life sucks (30327) - you deserved it (4788)

On 02/15/2009 at 4:27pm - misc - by efffmylife - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

#46151 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (4956) - you deserved it (48838)

On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

#38789 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (37712) - you deserved it (5928)

On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (692)

I agree, your life sucks (342756) - you deserved it (22949)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (32543) - you deserved it (5217)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I had to give a speech on stage at a local preschool about fire safety. I'm 32 years old and passed out on stage because I felt extremely nervous and intimitated by a group of 4 year olds. FML

#35636 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (5870)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by buster (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I asked my mom how much she had set aside for college. She then looked and me as if I were crazy and said "Why the hell would I do anything like that?" FML

#34502 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (30259) - you deserved it (2580)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:25pm - misc - by Dariya (woman) - United States (California)