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  • Town/Country : Newcastle, Australia
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9421) - you deserved it (24052)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got home from a small vacation. Before I left, I set up cameras in my room to see if my roommate was stealing my money. Turns out she wasn't. However, she does borrow my personal "adult toy" whenever I'm out. FML

#6213926 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (13806) - you deserved it (2282)

On 11/08/2009 at 4:11pm - intimacy - by grossedout (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML

#6192333 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (13430) - you deserved it (6345)

On 11/07/2009 at 3:47am - intimacy - by forewhatnow (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend "You're kidding, right?" FML

#6146707 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (29093) - you deserved it (6738)

On 11/04/2009 at 1:51am - love - by BlackCheetah101 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (28913) - you deserved it (1840)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did every one else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML

#5249359 (354)

I agree, your life sucks (40753) - you deserved it (3546)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turns to me and says, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just... I want to have fun." FML

#4907075 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (43517) - you deserved it (3514)

On 08/29/2009 at 2:40pm - misc - by Nofun (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth and laughed before she passed out. FML

#4661982 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (50092) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at the gas station I work a lady called wanting to know the "password" and if I was okay. Thinking it was a prank I hung up. A couple of minutes later she called back, this time asking if I could see the cops outside and telling me I'd be alright. I saw four of 'em. I'd hit the silent alarm by accident. FML

#4649548 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (9846) - you deserved it (25202)

On 08/19/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Keldar (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML

#4563913 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (7957) - you deserved it (35569)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:17am - love - by footyfallout (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

#4086782 (156)

I agree, your life sucks (52115) - you deserved it (1918)

On 07/27/2009 at 7:10pm - misc - by thatonekid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (29106) - you deserved it (3476)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it was my birthday, and my boyfriend got surgery on his gallbladder because he had big gallstones. After they were removed, he was still a little out of it from the morphine. He gave the gallstones to me for my birthday. Better still, his mom suggested I make a necklace out of them. FML

#3603411 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (40513) - you deserved it (2286)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:02am - love - by gallstones (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

#3451487 (533)

I agree, your life sucks (50689) - you deserved it (129459)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

#3402233 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (38203) - you deserved it (3271)

On 07/01/2009 at 5:46pm - misc - by Pelota (woman) - United States (California)