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  • Town/Country : Unicorn Pickles, LaLa Land
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6423) - you deserved it (34114)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12832) - you deserved it (44522)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44493) - you deserved it (517571)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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