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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was really psyched to go see Kung Fu Panda 2 at the movies. Excited, I tried to do a flying kick off the cafeteria wall at work. Instead of kicking off, my leg crashed through the plasterboard and got stuck. My co-workers had to pull me free. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8314) - you deserved it (47693)

On 05/27/2011 at 8:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (62742)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70902) - you deserved it (736675)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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