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- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which… Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just… Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has…