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Today, I was at my local McDonald's having a leak when an extremely intoxicated man stumbled in, pulled down his pants, and started to pee on my shoes. FML

#13550544
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31704) - you deserved it (3212)

On 10/22/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I had to pull cheese out of my PS3's disc tray because my younger brother assumed all PS3's could grill stuff because "Youtube told him." FML

#7315075
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I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (3103)

On 01/13/2010 at 3:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)



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