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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1995 (19 years)
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Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

#20162883
274 comments

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

#20037909
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35730) - you deserved it (10421) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50315) - you deserved it (5480)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)

Today, for the first time, I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer, I was ecstatic. Later, when I was in the shower, my brother snuck in the bathroom, yelled "Napalm strike!" and threw our cat over the shower curtain like a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44896) - you deserved it (5038)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13171) - you deserved it (32143)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (16793)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26064) - you deserved it (14723)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12330) - you deserved it (56550)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

#17072330
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (2869)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

#17004693
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (5605)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

#16827191
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35246) - you deserved it (4485)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

#16650975
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (49403)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39417) - you deserved it (4813)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

#16627798
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16900) - you deserved it (30313)

On 06/12/2011 at 1:54pm - misc - by Apple (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49961) - you deserved it (5275)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)



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