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  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, The Netherlands
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 August 1993 (18 years)
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Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside. Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down my window to see if I could hear them, just in time for the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16150) - you deserved it (7543)

On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

#6842155 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (33232) - you deserved it (2715)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21736) - you deserved it (1552)

On 11/08/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML

#6208863 (114)

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On 11/08/2009 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML

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On 11/08/2009 at 2:26am - animals - by birdbath (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a petting zoo with my niece and nephew. While we were checking out the llamas, one of them spit directly into my face. Disgusted and embarrassed, we turned away to pet a deer. The deer immediately urinated then shook its tail which splattered it into my face. FML

#6202329 (49)

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (1902)

On 11/07/2009 at 9:13pm - misc - by shando - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML

#6200798 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (26900) - you deserved it (1200)

On 11/07/2009 at 7:38pm - health - by oldlady (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

#6194292 (76)

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On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States

Today, my husband left his cell phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being a very curious person, I decided to call "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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On 11/07/2009 at 5:22am - misc - by badwife (woman) - Japan

Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old's birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, "Was the Prince handsome?" and they all replied with a chorus of "Nooooo!" FML

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On 11/07/2009 at 5:12am - work - by prince-charming (man) - Kuwait

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

#6191568 (115)

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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I arranged the food on my plate in a smiley face to try and make myself feel better. I'm a 38 year old man. It worked. FML

#6186259 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (3843)

On 11/06/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML

#6178277 (258)

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by obese_chicken (woman) - Australia

Today, my mom texted me in the middle of my end of term math exam, saying it was extremely urgent and needed me to come home ASAP. While skipping my exam, I finally got home to find out my mom forgot what the emergency was. FML

#6178217 (66)

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by failedexam (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

#6177758 (62)

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On 11/06/2009 at 1:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)