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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 97
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ExpressoGuts : I'm a simple guy, *Not at all*, I'm always trying to get the girl, which just causes more pain. But I'm calm as hell and never really give a shit what they all say.

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Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34315) - you deserved it (2357)

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