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Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42031) - you deserved it (4451)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42031) - you deserved it (4451)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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