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Exotic_Nihilism
  • Town/Country : NJ, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 January 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 221
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Exotic_Nihilism : Hi curious person;-) I dont think ppl really read the long paragraphs ppl write about themselves on here so I'll just say I enjoy talking to new ppl and anything u wanna know about me just send a message.

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Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40189) - you deserved it (8691)

On 04/17/2013 at 3:01pm - misc - by pantydropper (woman) - United States

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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On 04/16/2013 at 3:23am - love - by guess I'm stuck - United States (California)

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37381) - you deserved it (4145) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version



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