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Today, I Was Trying Out My First Vibrator. Soon Enough, My 12-year-old Sister Opened My Door, Walked In, And Saw Me Naked From The Waist Down. She Laughed, Called Me A Virgin, And Left. FML


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On 04/04/2013 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Ribbed for Her Disaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today ona of my aldarly swimming studants ran into ma at Walmart. Baing a polita taanagar I said hi to him. Ha lookad at ma surprisad and said "Oh daar! I didn't racogniza you with your clothas on!" I'll navar forgat tha look on his wifa's faca. FML


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On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, A Friend Informd Me Tat Ma Dog's Name Means "penis" In Greek. I Live In A Predominantly Greek Neigbourood, And Apparently I've Been Screaming Fir "dong" Every Evening Fir Te Past 3 Years. No Wonder Tey Don't Talk To Me Muc. FML


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On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I jokingly told my boyfriend that he should sing that song that goes 'I'm too sexy for my shirt' when we have sex. Now , every time that we have sex , that song is going to be stuck in my head.


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On 02/05/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by tkr (woman) - United Kingdom

Today like every other day my boss referred to my breasts as pillows he needs to nap on. fat FML


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On 01/20/2012 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Emily27 (woman) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML


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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

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